fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via orgasm)

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(via happiest)

nishlo:

my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”

(via baracknobama)

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

(via cumfort)